Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
Work to ride & ride to work.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.
A rider can smell a party 5,000 miles away.
Winter is Nature's way of telling you to Modify.
A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on a faceshield.
The twisties - not the superslabs - separate the riders from the squids.
When you're riding lead -- don't spit.
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind -- follow her.
Catching a June bug or yellow jacket in your goggles or honeybee down your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Owning two bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape - it's serious.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
Thin leather looks good standing around, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
And the last ... "Only a Motorcyclist knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window."